Metroid Jokes

Quad203 · November 24, 2005, 10:41pm

My Joke…

Samus: um…

Kirby: what?

Samus: look…

Kirby: oh crud…what is that?

Samus: sp-spagetti sauce with phazon!

Kirby: what the hell is that?

Samus: um…scans it says… we eat it!?

Kirby: ok…

Samus: no…wait

Kirby: inhales hm…tastes like goo.

Samus: what? tastes you’re right chomps

Kirby: uh…Samus?

Samus: yes?

Kirby: look…

Stranger: It’s my food, get AWAY!!!

Samus: uh…

Kirby: who are you?

Stranger: uh…don’t have one.

all but stranger: ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Stranger: how dare you laugh.

stranger blows up

Kirby: did we kick his butty?

Samus: no…bye kirby

Kirby: bye Samus

Knuckle · November 25, 2005, 2:37am

what heck? i didn’t get the joke… sorry

Hoh! jetman!! cool!! continue the kirby and the others adventures!! i am very excited!

Knuckle · November 28, 2005, 1:11am

these are the first pages of the comic that i have on my mind!

how do i’m drawing? call 555-5555

##edit##: Thanks for the spell fixing jetman! hope you can help me with the rest

Jetman123 · November 30, 2005, 7:29pm

Great! Looks even better now, Knuckle. Funny .

Knuckle · December 2, 2005, 7:17am

All right! im posting more 3 pages of the comic, if you felt like it you could fix the spells again and send me? or post here, you choice

Got_Metroid · December 2, 2005, 1:19pm

LOL! Thats great stuff, but make a topic in the graphics board about it instead.

Jetman123 · December 2, 2005, 10:05pm

Funny! Will get the spelling checked and send it to you by Email soon. Can’t right now… stupid life, how dare you interfere with my postage!!

Dazuro · December 2, 2005, 10:17pm

…

1–NEVER EVER EVER EVER FOR ANY REASON use neon green in sprites or backgrounds.

2–Never manually resize sprites by hand.

3–Outline your text boxes.

4–Improve spelling and grammar a bit.

5–Spritecomics go in new threads in Graphics, not here.

Jetman123 · December 2, 2005, 10:40pm

Dazzy, he’s Brazillian and struggling with English - it’s to be expected. I’m helping him with the spelling through email.

Yeah, though, I was going to point that out: You shouldn’t manually resize sprites. Use stretch and skew in increments of 100% to eliminate the sqished effects.

Dazuro · December 2, 2005, 11:10pm

I know he can’t speak good English, hence the “a bit”.

Knuckle · December 5, 2005, 12:07pm

ok i will put that in mind,but is a rule of the forum the thing of resise or is just a tip? (i’m not being sarcastic i realy dont know) and ok i will make a topic on grapichs board,

thanks jetman ,you can send anytime (good life joke hehe)

Jetman123 · December 5, 2005, 3:47pm

The resize thing is a tip, not a rule - it’s just that everything looks nicer if you only resize in increments of %100.

AVAST YE, MORE JOKIES!!

METROID: ZERO MISSION RIDLEY FIGHT SCENE
TAKE 1

Samus: WTFZ0RZ?!!111!!
Ridley: appears
Samus: WTF ITZ T3H GY4NT L1Z4RD!!1!
Ridley: H4!! I F1ND U AN N0W U D1Z!!1eleven!
Samus: BR1G 1T 0-N F00LZR!!1
Director: CUT!!
Samus: WTFBBQ?!!11
Director: I think we have a case of L337 Syndrome going around here!
Tech guy: So how do we fix it?
Director: I don’t kn- wait! Samus, get over here!
Samus: comes over Wh4t 1s ti, d00d?
Director: Take off your helmet.
Samus: 0kiez… Takes off helmet
Director: Sticks boot in Samus’s mouth
Samus: Mfffmfmm I wrrrg ttsss gynnnng awwwryy!
Director: Pulls boot out There. Better?
Samus: Yes, there we go… but… BLEGH!! What’d you walk in, anyways?!
Director: Do you really want to know?
Samus: Good point…
Director: RIDLEY, GET OVER- oh… crap. I AM NOT PUTTING MY FOOT IN HIS MOUTH!!!
Samus: Why not?
Director: IT’S HUGE!! HE’LL RIP IT OFF IF HE SO MUCH AS TWITCHES!!
Tech guy: So what are we going to do?
Director: Looks at Ridley and slowly smiles
Ridley: W… why 4re y0u l00kzoring 4at m3 lik3 t-th4t… 0h cr4p…

Moments later

Ridley: Is tossed through the window
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Samus: I wonder if he’ll remember he can fly…
Ridley: [b]-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHZ000
0000000000000000000000RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRR-

SPLAAAAT!!![/b]
Samus: I guess not…
Director: AGENT! HIRE A NEW RIDLEY! NOW!

–

That’s all for now, since once again life has interfered…

CURSE YOU, LIFE! CUUUUUURRSEEE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!

War_of_the_Worlds · December 9, 2005, 12:34am

That is funny. And Daz is right Neon Green is not a good sprites or background.

Jetman123 · December 15, 2005, 7:52pm

METROID ZERO MISSION START SCENE
TAKE 1

five Samuses, all wearing different suits, fall from the ceiling
Samus: Varia!
Gravity Samus: Gravity!
Phazon Samus: Phazon!
Light Samus: Light!
Dark (suit) Samus: Dark!
All: POWER SUIT RANGERS!
Director: CUT!! I’M CONFISCATING YOUR HOLOPROJECTOR AND POWER RANGERS VIDEOES!
Samus: Awww…

–

What can I say? The pun was too good to pass up

chagi · December 15, 2005, 7:58pm

hehehe, claw…

now seriuos, that was funny!!

Knuckle · December 18, 2005, 1:25am

huauhahu great! they can fuse their starships to make a gigant robot too? hehehehe

ps:im updating the comics spell,and when i made a new page its going right to the grapich boards i swear

Jetman123 · December 18, 2005, 1:44am

Heheh… the MegaGunship!

Knuckle · December 18, 2005, 2:00am

we better stop,those agents are still behind us

Jetman123 · December 18, 2005, 2:09am

Er… I doubt anyone will have any idea what you’re talking about.

Knuckle · December 18, 2005, 3:12am

should we post the funny things that we are talking on msn?

or should make only the comercial?

PREPARE YOURSELF! THE MOTHER OF ALL METROID JOKES IS COMING!!!