hahaha that was pretty funny, Also Metroid Confusion (Flash movie) was the best Flash ever!!! 
lol 
That was great! I would laugh if i wasn’t typing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great Joke! 
you people are totally deranged
Kraid:Why’d the metroid cross the road
Ridley:I dunno
Kraid:neither do I
Space pirate log number i cna’t remmember
Playing Halo is a serious get shot on site offense
That was ok…I guess.
Here’s an excellent joke:
There was once a poster who thought Kraid was in Metroid Prime! YaY!
And if anyone really wants jokes, then all you have to do is go to the Maru Mari comic…
ok i finally got one:
gf trooper:look out the splinters are coming!
gf commander: quick! go get the tweezers!
ha ha i crack myself up
Kraid Mother Brain, What is the meaning of life?..
Mother Brain … Why are you asking me this, Kraid…
Kraid… I dunno… I figured that you knew everything, since you’re a giant brain…
Mother Brain What gave you that intention?..
Kraid Well, errm…
Mother Brain Kraid, listen closely… go to the chamber of “my counterparts”, open up a jar containing one of “my counterparts”, open your head, and put it in…
Kraid goes to Mother Brain’s Metroid Stasis Chamber and opens one of the jars holding a metroid… Metroid immediatly flies out and starts to suck his energy out…
Kraid Gah!!! Get it off me get it off!!! It’s draining my life!! Ahh!!!..
Kraid starts to run around in circles, then a few seconds later, he dies…
Mother Brain Idiot… the metroids aren’t my counterparts… Kraid!.. The brains in the other chamber are!..
hahahahahahahahahahahaha thats funny!
i know this is an old topic, but i want to tell this joke anyway.
samus:ah…the morphball!
Houston:Ha Ha Ha!
samus:What?
Houston:It looks like a testicle!
after getting the morphball samus comes up to a morphball tunnel.
Samus:Uh oh!
she morphs.
Houston: Ha Ha Ha!
samus:now what?
Houston:you look like a testicle too!
please tell if it is good. I ripped it from one of my own comics.
…No. Not really. >_>
Are you kidding? I am a friend of metroidkid’s and everybody who read his comics thought that that one was good. 
Funny, you two have the same IP adress.
Plus he just registered, and has no other posts.
I get the feeling he made a second account just to make himself look like he has fans…
i think its funny…
… dont really know what a testicle is 
actually thats the kid i started metroid attack of the phazonlord topic for. His mom wont let him get a registration here, so i let him use my email adress.
Hey, just thought of something:
Samus: TRANSFORM!
Samus changes into the morph ball
Samus: Ro-bots in dis-guise! continues singing the transformers theme
(Note: No, I don’t have a misconception that Samus is a robot. I am aware that there is a human under that suit.)
Actually, I said this to myself several times when using the morph ball. The way she springs out of the ball almost makes it look like she’s a transformer.
Also, some quotes from Metroid: Third Derivative that I find absolutely hilarious:
–
Computer: Warning. Power suit cannot withstand Phazon-saturated atmosphere. Reconfigure suit for phazon-intense environment?
Samus: Yes.
Computer: Warning. The following upgrades are incompatible with current configuration: Varia suit, gravity suit, speed booster, morpha ball, boost ball, spider ball, space jump, screw attack, grapple beam, missile launcher, morph ball bombs, power bombs, super missiles, long beam, wave beam, ice beam, charge beam, plasma beam, light beam, dark beam, hi jump, annihilator beam, thermal visor, X-ray visor, dark visor, echo visor, microwave module, mini bar, hang glider pack, pogo stick, wood beam, life support, pay per view, HBO, broadband adaptor, turn lights, the thing that goes ping, and the hint system.
–
Samus: I thought Phazon was a mega energy source for Metroids.
Squish: It’s more like a cocaine milkshake.
Samus: Ew. That does NOT sound healthy.
–
Samus: You can regenerate your limbs if you eat enough. Very handy.
Dying Pirate: I’M NOT DEAD!
Joey: Not just my limbs. I have multiply redundant organs. I know because I’ve seen most of them from outside after being used for target practice. I can take torso damage, too! Well, except for head injuries. I don’t like them. They make me black out for awhile.
Samus: So basically… if I shoot you anywhere BUT your head, you’ll live. This is good news.
Joey: Joey doesn’t like this topic anymore…
Dying Pirate: I’M NOT GETTING BETTER!
–
Joey: AUUUGH!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!?!
Samus: Calm down! We’ve just been shot at. We’re fine.
Joey: LET ME OUT CAN’T MOVE GOTTA MOVE CAN’T MOVE CAN’T MOVE GOTTA MOVE LET ME OUT!!! (or something to this extent)
Samus: JOEY! Stop- stop kicking my seat! I’M TRYING TO FLY! CALM DOWN!
Joey: No YOU calm down!! YOU’RE CRAZY!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Samus: STOP TRYING TO GRAB THE CONTROLS AWAY BEFORE I PUNCH YOUR EJECTOR SEAT BUTTON, DAMMIT!!
–
Samus’s gunship has crashed
Joey: Why are the airbags shaped like Metroids?
Samus: You’re welcome. I’m glad you appreciate how hard it was to hit this thing and save our lives.
–
Joey: Ooooh… Shiny… we see the shiny button
Samus: Don’t. Touch. That.
Joey: presses it (in reality, you press it, but I’m not going to get into that.)
The gunship immediately lights up to the tune of “La Cucaracha”, the cabin lights and thruster lights blinking in time to the music.
Samus: DAMN IT, JOEY!!
Joey: Whoa. So why-
Samus: NO QUESTIONS.
Hey take a look:
Fox: So… where is my next mission general pepper?
Pepper: Is in a planet called zebes,a mercenary old pall of your father is asking for help to evacuate the planet,since mother brain died the whole place is going to explode and the etecoms and deohra are going screw thenselves if you not help
Fox: Ok i’m going… who come with me?
Slippy: Sorry… i’m working on a new project and cant leave my development room…
Fox: Falco?
Falco: if we will not ride our airships…i’m out…
Fox: (geez… there is only one left now…) herm… Peppy?
Peppy: Alright i’m going with you fox,this samus aran must be good person since she was friend of James
Fox: (Damit… looks like i’ll have to fly at 50 km now…)
do you like it? huh? do you like it? hoh that was sooooo funny!!
It wasn’t really a Metroid joke, but it was fairly funny regardless. An old-timer joke… damn those 70-year olds and their slow flying!
Still, Samus probably wouldn’t have time to call in extra help to evacuate the planet, seeing as the timer’s less than ten minutes, let alone the hour I’m guessing it would take for the Great Fox to get to Zebes… but then again, the non-realisticiness of jokes is sometimes what makes them funny. (Is promptly shot by the Radicalist Society Against Made-Up Words)
Anyway, I have some more jokes:
Space Pirate: Hey, DRP-23.
Space Pirate 2: What is it, PDS-2?
Space Pirate: Don’t you ever wonder… why don’t we just turn off the elevators so Samus can never get into our base? Or maybe just closing some of our blast doors that she can’t penetrate?
Space Pirate 2: … that has got to be, BY FAR, the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Space Pirate: Wh-
Ridley: Excuse me. I thought I heard someone here using common sense. Now, if you’ll kindly repeat to me Subsection 23 of Rule 551?
Space Pirate: Eeep… uhh… “no Space Pirate shall ever use, in any way, shape, or form, any common sense?”
Ridley: Good, very good. Now Subsection 24.
Space Pirate 2: “All Space Pirates must make it as easy as conceivably possible for Samus Aran to enter the base?”
Ridley: Excellent. The Hunter is approaching. Run along and open the security doors for her, will you? Oh, and while you’re at it, abandon the base and let the few Metroids which she can easily defeat in the corridors battle her I’m sure you’re needed elsewhere. Meanwhile, I shall go prepare to battle her to the death by myself with no way, shape, or form of mechanical or troop support whatsoever, in a remote location where I cannot possibly be helped by any other commander. Mwahahaha… I can’t fail!
–
Samus: enters Tourian
Loudspeaker: WARNING. REBEL TROOPS HAVE ENTERED THE BASE. REBEL TROOPS HAVE ENTERED THE-
Loudspeaker, distant voice in the background: Wrong game, you moron!
Loudspeaker: Oh…
Samus: … you have got to be kidding me…
–
Samus: enters Tourian
Loudspeaker: LADIES AND PIRATES, SAMUS ARAN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!!
Samus: …no. Just no…
Loudspeaker: I’m not getting paid enough for this…
–
Samus: enters Tourian
Loudspeaker: WE’VE GOT A CLASS-TEN ALERT ON THE STARBOARD FOREDECKTHINGIE!! Either that or I spilled my milk on this critical control panel…
Samus: …
–
Samus: enters Tourian
Loudspeaker: WE’VE LOST A COMMAND POINT!
Loudspeaker, distant voice in the background: OKAY, THAT’S IT!! GIVE THAT TO ME!! GIVE IT! various struggling sounds
Loudspeaker: SAMUS ARAN HAS ENTERED THE BASE! ALL PIRATES MOVE TO INTERCEPT!!
cricket cricket
Loudspeaker: Um… hello? All pirates? What?!! What do you MEAN Ridley told them all to evacuate?!
Samus: … is this really what Space Pirates have been reduced to these days?
uhahuahuahahu that was good!! you very funny huauhahuahu that was gold! ok ok i got the continuation of my sitcom right here:
Fox gets in zebes
Fox: Geez…first and dinosaur planet now this wasteland… how i miss the old starfox games… i was aways inside of a clean airship with my bombs and laser beams…it all started in that damm smash bross tornament, i saw the way the others looked at me…they were problably saying: hey isnt that fox? what hell is doing out of the airship?!.. you think that will work?..
Fox: damit damit damit… if only i know of all this zelda style adventures would come with it i would never acept that damit invitation !! “we need myamoto creations” my ass!! i mean… my tail!!!
*while he is complaining alot he dont see peppy being cauth by the pirates and taking him to a ship that leaves the planet
Samus apear and say: hey you civilian, quit complaning and help me evacuate this creatures!
Fox: Samus aran? you samus aran? you’re that girl who punched me a lot in the melee tornament! now c’mon here i learned some stuff in that damm dinosaur planet! i’ll kick you back to chozoland!!
Samus: Is Chozodia you idiot! dont you ever offend my…(she got distracted and a pirate capture her too with a laser cage)
Fox:Hahahah see you in the hell! c’mon lets go peppy? peppy?! ALL RIGHT TWO IN ONE! I’M FREE! I’M FREE!
*the pirates capture him as well
Fox: damit…