When you ask where the HELL you GOT a Samus cardboard standup. (…)
When you make a porn sight ENTIRELY dedicated to samus and things better left unmentioned, like Mother Brain trying to… oh yeah, unmentioned, right <_<;;; (What do you take me for? HELL no! I’M NOT FRIGGIN GUILTY!!!)
When you try to mess with the computer version of Halo to make it seem like you were in Samus’ suit. (…guilty. Slightly succesful. After some help, of course…)
Oh, by the way, where the HELL did you get a Samus cardboard standup??
When you make a Metroid sprite comic. (Guilty XD >_> This is not a shameless plug. This is not a shameless plug.)
When you buy fifty copies of every Metroid game in existance and play a different one every day until you run out, then throw out the games and buy more. (If I was rich I’d be guilty many times over)
When you’re bored you cook up excessive storylines, ideas, daydreams, and whole ideas for Metroid games - IN THE COURSE OF A FEW MINUTES. (Guilty.)
No offense but that seems really, really desperate. I’m not even that desperate…
When you expect to see doors in the center of the earth. (Norfair)
When you freeze aquarium tanks containg jelleyfish and claim you did it for the sake of the galaxy.
And no, i’m sane enough to not be guilty of these acts…
when you try to make a combat visor out of a skate board helmet and an empty sprite botle(guilty)
when you jump around your house pretending your arm is an arm cannon and shouting imaginary space pirates, metroids, and bosses.(guiltier thean you can imagen)
when you roll around like you are in morph bal mode(guilty guilty guilty)
When you sit next to a beta ray thinking you will split(not guilty, Thank god)
When you think the spider on your wall is a baby splinter(yes, i am a freak and i am paranoid)
When you hear metroid music and you go into a fighter stance(again, I am a freak)
When you jump for joy after you blow up a jellyfish with a firecracker(I’m not that stupid!)
Note: Two of these I did not do!(read the parenthesis)