*****Official "Hi I'm New!" Topic*****

Live shrimp make for kinky foreplay, on a related note.

Possibly painful too.

psh, live lobsters are where its at

Hi, I’m new here. It is my belief that you can tell a lot about someone by the YouTube videos they upload. So here is mine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldXwDTPt0aA

hullo xgmx

Hello Candy Man Criminal, how have you been?

decent, though college is a bitch

I see, well glad to see your doing ā€œdecentā€. I’ve been doing exceptionally good (since last night :naughty: ).

didn’t you get banned for a reason <_<

college is in fact a bitch though

As stated on Olympus, I’ve changed.

This reminds me of something on Crymod…

Also:

HAHA zurg that’s an awesome quote

lol ā€œthe rulesā€¦ā€

hello, i’m new

Glances at post count

Lies! :laughing:

:confused: :smiley:> :smiling_imp:

Should we be happy about this? :metroid: :metroid: :metroid: :metroid: :metroid:

Love those things…

Hi, I’m new and refuse to use cliches. So maybe I am not new, only disguised as someone who is new. But that’s a lie, so I lose. YAY. (By the way, I do in fact kill aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything.)

What’s with the random increase of new users?

'Tiz a good thing. HELLO!

Both myself and him are friends of Phlakes, all credit goeth to himeth.

(Old english talk ftw?)