Has he never played Smash Bros? In the new one she gets, like, half naked at the drop of a hat.
Hm…I can’t believe I never thought of just showing him that. Go overlooking the obvious!
But yeah, I’ll just point that out to him. Should be extremely easy.
points to screen
TITS!
SHE IS NOT A MAN!
I lol’d and my friend thinks I’m insane because of it. >.> (He calls me a Metroid Zealot 
)
I mean honestly it’s obvious that Samus is female. I mean the death sequence in the newer 2d games show her tits and long blond hair so come on. My sister still doesn’t get it though.
man boobs and hippie?
Hm… that’d be one skinny-ass guy for man-boobs that big.
implants…
transvestite?
QFT