I have no clue whether this is posted in the right forums or not but… here are some funny ads I found:
WTF…?
Future victem of sexual assault.
Note that none of these ads are edited in any way.
Hey, that’s my message log!
Grr… I’ll have to change my screen name. It’s a shame too, “Blonde Chick” was so original.
0_0 u’r joking right?!?
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Yes, he is joking. Why would anybody REALLY fall for that? <__<;
Haha. I’ve seen those before, “Looking for metroid? Find exactly what you want to day.”
HA! I get it! except for the first one :O_O:
I don’t get the first one either 
ermm… where can i get teh phazon?
No its just saying you can find anything on EBay…
BTW has anyone ever searched “Phazon” on EBay?
ill try now!
ummm… i got 5 items
hmmmm… VOID KORALON PHAZON sounds intresting…