Chinese Zodiac

I’m a Dragon. Ok for my birthdate information is not right since I was born in 1988 not 89, don’t ask my parents are still over protected.


…NEIIIIGGH. You know, my old website actually has this thing on it!

Monkey. I’m intelligent and an asshole, according to most chinese food placemats. Which happens to be true.


Well it has a few things not alot of information, like some other sites but its good. My older brother is a monkey. As for the rest of my family are farm animals of the chines zodiac. Kinda strange since I’m the only dragon zodiac in my family, after my great grandpa died.

Monkey. Singe. Affe-whatever, you get the point.